What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:16

No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Why do men like women gold diggers?
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What do men find attractive in an older woman?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Your daily horoscope: June 17, 2025 - The Globe and Mail
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read