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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Why do men like women gold diggers?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do people love to live alone in a house?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What do men find attractive in an older woman?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Do you believe that social media companies should allow posts spreading misinformation about election results, as suggested by Rep. Jim Jordan?

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

share office space ...

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is Jesus God almighty?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Your daily horoscope: June 17, 2025 - The Globe and Mail

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What do you think of the controls that will be set up over information flows at Taiwan's Ministry of Foreign Affairs' missions?

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read